Heard - Yap - Apparently

I want to induce some dicussions but I'm just not passionate about any recent news stories. Sure there's lots out there but I don't really care, here's some on my mind (giving in the style of an email from my sister 3 years ago :) it still makes me laugh, I'm not as good as her at it )

Heard Gretzky in a bit of a sitch
Yap
Apparently his wife keeps secrets from him
What do you think of that?

Heard that the girls won 16 - zip
Yap
Apparently 15 wasn't enough
What do you think of that?

Heard that Western Standard published some pics
Yap
Apparently they're a little more successful then UPEI
What do you think of that?

Heard that the VP shot someone
Yap
Apparently he though it was a quail... a bright orange quail
What do you think of that?

Heard that I'm heading to Vancouver in the Summer
Yap
Apparently I'm working with a Dragon, blah
What do you think of that?

See, nothing really interesting, except maybe the last one :). I'll get back to my molecules.

"Its not potholes you got to be worried about, It's potheads" Episode 902

Catch ya later